This is a collaboration of two genius minds. We promise you one thing, we will never take our blog seriously. Hey Go DUCKS! But LTD can lick my sweaty shaven nutsack. Little catch phrase from a local hero that we felt like sharing. Mainly because he rode by our apartment and screamed it. Wasn’t the first time and sure not to be the last. Little slice of Eugene pie, plenty more where that came from.
A few things we’re about here at Jambodickwater.wordpress.com:
1. We’re not sure what we are about.
2. We want to make sweet love to this world through our words.
3. We love the freedom of the Internet word.
4. We are hoping WordPress is not one to censor blasphemous creativity.
5. We’re about giggles at any cost.
6. Dancing in the rain, in our birthday suits of course.
7. The only thing that is certain is that nothing is certain.
8.We do not do cake.
9. We do pie.
10. We have come to realize that friends are often good people, but shitty friends.
11. And like family you cant choose your friends, or can you?
12. We are ambitiously gunning for the number 1 blog spot in the world.
13. Fuck Perez Hilton. What a fake ass name.
14. Oh yeah, we also all about that paper.
15. Industrial hemp paper.
16. I don’t want to be in this shitty movie.
17. We believe turkey’s should be subject to mass slaughter only on the last Thursday of November.
18. And we believe you should give thanks on this day as well.
19. Mostly for the Turkey’s
20. But also for the general privileges bestowed upon our wonderful first world nation.
21. America. Fuck Yeah!
10/22. Sorry to break the cycle, but 10/22 is not only one of the sexiest number combos ever to hit the streets, but is also soon to be the freshest rad gear clothing line since Jesus was roaming the desert.
23. What else are we about you ask?
24. Thats it for now.
24. Come back soon for 24 more random pointless point lists.
word. work it. word it. woobiegoobie.
Yeah.
thanks for the love. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Amen to that…ya’ll rock..keep up the good work..i mean word. lol