1. Andy has a Mangina
2. It never rains in Autzen Stadium
3. When you wipe back to front you’re not gonna have a good time.
4. You got to come original.
5. For every roach you see there are a hundred around you don’t see.
6. Twilight 2 just beat The Dark Knight’s record box office sales.
7. The Twilight saga sucks balls.
8. Tom Cruise is weird. But we would love to get an interview with him.
9. Girls don’t fart.
10. Andy has a Mangina.
